When it comes to sinister Republican sex scandals, all roads always seem to lead to Roger Stone ‘try-sexual’ one way or another, and the latest teen sex / prostitution scandal involving Matt Gaetz does is no exception.
Stone offered a passionate defense of the Anti-Gay MP on Wednesday, saying he was the victim of a smear campaign from people jealous of his big balls. Or something.
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“The ‘leaked’ slander of Congressman Matt Gaetz is a piece of extortion and an effort to destroy the aspiring Tory leader who has the balls to call out the left,” he wrote on Speak, the popular social media site Members of the MAGA sect who were banned on Twitter.
Stone also called Pulitzer Prize-winning journalist Michael Schmidt, who broke Gaetz’s story, “the most dishonest maker of Russian hoax narrative in the American press.” And now he’s doing it again with the smear from @MattGaetz. Watch out for this jerk’s slap #The NewYorkTimessucks. “
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Stone and Gaetz are both staunch supporters of Trump and have been friends for several years. A photo of them in 2017, alongside Joel Greenberg, accused of helping Gaetz coordinate and negotiate his encounters with prostitutes, was recirculated on social media this week.
Somehow, it wouldn’t surprise me if this sex trafficking investigation involving Joel Greenberg and Matt Gaetz ultimately resulted in Roger Stone.
This is still the case …… pic.twitter.com/l1MNgj8wfp
– ?? Rowan Moon ?? (@oXxRowanxXo) April 2, 2021
Folx on Twitter doesn’t seem at all surprised to see Stone interfere in Gaetz’s sex scandal …
When Roger Stone is your moral defender …… you should shit yourself… .. talk to you @mattgaetz
– JerseyCraig (@Jersey_Craig) April 2, 2021
Roger Stone launches “Matt Gaetz Did Nothing Wrong” campaign. And, yes, we all know what that means.
– A Hopeful Citizen (@ThePubliusUSA) April 2, 2021
Roger Stone hangs out with child sex traffickers and then proclaims their innocence. WTF else will he do? The prison will really encroach on his strange costume by gaining time.
– Mr. Newberger (@jeremynewberger) April 2, 2021
When is Roger Stone not involved if there is a crime to be committed?
– carol Anti-GOP (@chbrkr) April 2, 2021
Roger Stone spoke out in favor of Matt Gaetz. Merrick Garland will now examine Roger Stone’s laptop.
– Explosive space pillow Singh, MD? (@labyrinthweaver) April 2, 2021
Roger Stone will “adopt” Nestor when Matt Gaetz goes to jail.
– The USA Singers (@TheUSASingers) April 2, 2021
“Six Degrees of Roger Stone” would be a pretty good way to describe everything that has gone wrong with American politics for the past half century … and also a good strategy for tracking down and combating the spread of STDs.
– David Rothkopf (@djrothkopf) April 2, 2021
So let me get this correctly, Matt Gaetz is under investigation for sex trafficking, his very close ally Joel Greenberg is on trial for sex trafficking / creating fake IDs and both were in a selfie group with Roger Stone years ago. They’re really all flocking together.
– Ricky Davila (@TheRickyDavila) March 31, 2021
Graham Gremore is editor and editor at Queerty. Follow him on Twitter @grahamgremore.