Here’s something we didn’t know we didn’t need until this very second.
A new book by Michael C. Bender, who was the Wall Street Journal’s White House correspondent during Donald Trump’s failed tenure, offers unwanted insight into the sex lives of Don Jr. and his girlfriend Kimberly Guilfoyle.
Now we know what you are probably thinking… WHY ?! Who needs / wants / cares what the MAGA power couple likes to do in the bedroom? And we agree. Their sex life shouldn’t matter.
Except Guilfoyle would have made it a major talking point in several GOP fundraisers when she was Trump’s campaign finance chair in 2020. And now it’s now part of American history.
An excerpt from Bender Frankly’s forthcoming book We Did Win This Election: The Inside Story of How Trump Lost offers a glimpse of what Guilfoyle would have done and said to Republican Party mega-donors in the 2020 election.
Bender claims she frequently offered “unwanted glimpses” of her sex life with the president’s son during fundraisers, apparently telling how he went completely mad when she dressed in a cheerleader outfit .
But it does not stop there.
She also reportedly said he could be a real “bad boy” when she “let him out of his cage” and said sex with him was like “Braveheart meets the honey badger”.
Here is a visual without which we could certainly have lived.
Guilfoyle also allegedly gave lap dances and hot tub parties to whoever donated the most money to Trump’s fundraisers, according to a Politico report last fall.
She, of course, denied all of this.
After The New Yorker published a similar statement last year about her abrupt departure from Fox News in 2018 amid reports of sexual misconduct, she released a statement saying she had “never committed misconduct. in the workplace of any kind “.
Please excuse us while we take a shower.
Graham Gremore is editor and editor at Queerty. Follow him on Twitter @grahamgremore.