Here’s something we didn’t know we didn’t need until now …
Matt Gaetz just posted an hour-long YouTube video defending himself against these teenage sex claims, tearing Fox News apart for blacklisting him and offering his personal opinions on online dating.
The video was the first episode of his shitty new podcast “Firebrand”, which promises audiences a “behind-the-scenes look at the Washington Marsh without the influence of Fake News and the influence of Deep State.”
“Fox News is not what it used to be,” lamented the heavily Botoxed congressman in the video. “And it probably has something to do with their company’s board member, Paul Ryan.”
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From there, he fell into nonsense about Lou Dobbs, 75, being unfairly ousted as the host of Fox Business in February.
“Now that Ryan has concentrated power on Fox News, Lou Dobbs is no longer on the air,” he said.
(For the record: Dobbs’ show was canceled earlier this year after airing too many conspiracy theories about the 2020 presidential election.)
Regarding this pesky teenage sex scandal, Gaetz spent almost half of the episode explaining how “there’s a lot more to this story” than what’s been reported, but he actually didn’t. offered no new information or ideas and simply repeated what he was saying. already said about it 10,000 times before.
He again accused the Department of Justice of leaking the story to the New York Times, which he called “verifiable false” and “wickedly printed.”
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Of course, terrible as it all has been, none of it came as a surprise because, according to Gaetz, this is just the price to pay for being a Republican martyr these days.
“It wasn’t the first time I learned of false allegations against me,” he moaned.
Although no one asked, Gaetz also responded to reports that he had a profile on the Sugar Daddy Seeking Arrangement website, denying ever having had an account because meeting people online is “just not not my thing “.
“I was always more of the IRL type,” he boasted.
Then he spent a smelly 30 minutes interviewing Marjorie Taylor Greene before signing until next week.
Watch the episode below. Or not.
